Last year Natalie Portman was tapped to give Harvard’s commencement address, and this year, the university obviously decided to stick with the Hollywood theme and have Steven Spielberg deliver the address, thereby disqualifying me as the commencement speaker. Hmm. Undeterred, I am using this space for the third year in a row to dispense some mostly retread, gratuitous insight to recent graduates anywhere — but particularly geared toward those who have decided to move to our nation’s capital to try to launch their careers.